January is over. You can officially abandon the failed
resolutions. Or can you?
Forget the diets (well, I say that, but I am attempting no
booze/processed foods for the next 2 weeks. I know. Total yawn), forget the
overpriced January gym memberships, and try to ignore the frankly appalling
weather. You’ve probably given up on the first two already.
The New Year has passed. It's mid Feb. Your resolutions
might have gone awry, but you can begin again! You remember that back to school
feeling – a new pencil case (just me?), a new skirt that you could hitch up
when you were out of sight of your parents, and a new notebook – blank and
clean for your innumerable and not so clean thoughts ;-) It strikes me that
February, unlike January, shouldn’t be about aesthetic improvements, but mental
and emotional ones. A chance to write a new page – a sexual new page. You
could:
1) Adopt
the 5-2
diet of sex – you could have sex 5 days a week with 2 days off, or twice a
week with 5 days off, or if your sexual appetites are somewhat different, you
could swap each week. I’m guessing I know which one I’d pick....
2) Dry
February/March. Literally. Dry. No sex for Feb and March. Now, I’m not entirely sure
what the benefits of this would be. Maybe to build up anticipation/sexual
frustration/test your relationship to breaking point? That sort of jazz...? Or
you could view it as a ‘no penetration’ February. Which might be a good way to
explore more foreplay and alternative endings. Well, I say alternative. I don’t
mean no climax. Just maybe different types... Tantra? Multiple? Another female
orgasm post the male one? The choice is yours. Well, it might be his, in which
case he might go for the face/breasts every time, but a change is as good as a
rest, so they say.
3) A
new position each time? You could make it your mission to get through the Kama
Sutra in February. And March. Or twice a day for the rest of Feb.... Now,
like they say on all good gym applications, consult your doctor if you’ve got
any conditions that might make the positions fatal. But it would certainly
cheer up the cold rainy nights eh? We usually have wine on a Saturday night,
but I’ve suggested we have sex marathons instead. I think he’d prefer the wine,
truth be told, but he’s having the Lotus. Like it or not.
4) Just
oral for a month? Not quite the Slim Fast diet, admittedly. But nutritious just
the same, so
I’m told.
5) Have
sex every day in February and March. It’s a tall order, I know. But if there’s
ever a month to do it, January is surely it. And this
woman had sex every day for a year and overcame her body insecurities along
with it, so a month isn’t so much to ask, is it?
Whatever you do this month, be safe and don’t take yourself
too seriously – have a laugh, make up a silly tune, pull a funny face. Tell a bad
joke that you find hysterically funny. Sex should be fun. You don’t have to
work through all your best impressions and anecdote repertoire whilst engaging
in one sesh, but a little light-heartedness amongst all that passion can work a
treat.
Gem x
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